flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

Flint And Steel Gooning

Using flint and steel to goon, by rubbing the two against your *part* and Gooning.

I watched the movie and started Flint and Steel Gooning

by flintandsteel! April 2, 2025

Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.

Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

macy flint

she’s hot and funny she’s very nice and friends with everyone she likes boys and she has hella of them in her dms she has been screwed over by her other ex’s but now she just single and has guys but she’ll be loyal if she rly likes you she’s a baddie and will kerk off on u if u mess up also she is wild and has full confidence she can dance too

u know macy flint she’s cute asf

by apahcn August 27, 2019

Skin flint

A penis that is barely there.

A meatless weiner
An empty hotdog

I thought he would have some hard.wood, but when i grabbed hold of it all I got was a skin flint.

by Shayna16 March 26, 2019

Flint prom dress

Post bukkake wear.

Me and the boyz gave that bitch a Flint Prom Dress.

by Bukitty August 22, 2019

Flint

Flint; is a person that will spark sunshine to your day.

My days end like flint.

by leviflint March 11, 2021