flaborigonies

A person that was born fat. Not skinny and became fat. Originality fat

Im was born fat im a flaborigonie not like yo skinny ass. Flaborigonies

by Jdawg420 May 10, 2014

Flabidiah

A longcoat hand tailored from circumcised ballsack skin of cloans of yourself

Did you get a flabidiah for the party tonight?

by Peasant Please August 15, 2016

flabin' dabbin'

When an elderly person try's to do a dab, and ends up showing their underarm flab in the process.

Young person : Yesterday i saw my grandma flabin' dabbin' and it was so sick.

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Flabooker

A jealous obese slacker who tries to Facebook friend all of his friends girlfriends in order to manipulate,spread rumors or just stir up shit.A person desperately trying to gain some sense of control over other peoples lives because they have no control of their own.

My girl is acting odd since that Flabooker Steve friended her on Facebook,no telling what kind of drama hes stirring up.

by Ticcalo December 18, 2018

Fabio guarino

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.

Yo who’s that pip getting with average looking girls?

Ohh that’s just Fabio Guarino don’t mind him.

by Lil Goatt December 18, 2019

flagious

Looking rough,, but delicious

I’m looking flagious

by 2323_itspoppintin December 22, 2020

Flabobulating

The act of over explaining a topic to someone to come across as smarter or more developed than them, even when the person you are explaining it to has no idea about the topic on hand.

Stop flabobulating me, James. It doesn't make you look smart, it just makes you look like an arse.

by Fluox January 1, 2021