Flabooker 

A jealous obese slacker who tries to Facebook friend all of his friends girlfriends in order to manipulate,spread rumors or just stir up shit.A person desperately trying to gain some sense of control over other peoples lives because they have no control of their own.

My girl is acting odd since that Flabooker Steve friended her on Facebook,no telling what kind of drama hes stirring up.

Flabooker by Ticcalo December 18, 2018

Fanbooker

People on the popular social site, Facebook, who repeatedly become fans of things such a sports team, a famous actor, or most likely an action or something that happens in their life such as, ""Are you ok?" Well Im Obviously not, but ill say yes anyway." and "face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

Joe became a fan of Global warming didn't cause the drought. someone dropped a Shamwow. Comment Like

Joe became a fan of face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Comment Like

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Jake: Joe is such a Fanbooker it's pathetic.

Fanbooker by Asian Music February 11, 2010

fanookery 

To engace in homosexual-like behavior.

Michael and Mark were holding each other so tight, the fanookery was hard to miss.

fanookery by Tiff and Laura January 11, 2009

Flaboonary 

A Person who gets it wrong which normaly results with catastrophic consequences, but will still walk away with a high opinion of themselves (Blames everything on others)

there is too much flaboonary going on round here!

Flaboonary by Special Knees February 14, 2012

flabnooter 

the dethroning of the queen bee in a beehive of an anti semetic country in a parrallel universe

you flabnooter your wife or john flabnooters his irritating neighbor

flabnooter by the lord of all good words July 4, 2004

flakebooker 

A facebook junkie, someone who logs, or posts every damn time they take a breath, and even worse every time they exhale.

I am waiting to go barhopping with my bro, but he is such a flakebooker, i am leaving without him.

flakebooker by southpawhunter December 4, 2011

fabockery 

Leading someone on through white girl ways.

Lindsay engaged in fabockery with Sam through flirting, giggling, and ultimately leading him.

fabockery by AJ Kierney January 6, 2014