filippino hair cut 

It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.

When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!

filippino hair cut by popeye1369 October 31, 2010

filipina cream pie 

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.

I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.

filipina cream pie by Asianpoker October 16, 2021

Filipino Death Squad 

Filipino nurses who work in skilled nursing facilities for the elderly, or who work night shift on medical floors in hospitals. Typically, these individuals are clueless about real nursing practices and speaking the English language.

Uh oh, the Filipino Death Squad just clocked in. I hope my patients are still here in the morning.

Filipino Death Squad by Day shift worker December 12, 2013

Fillipino Jovens 

Fillipino Jovens are people who have really good grades but have no relationship experiences that’s lasted for atleast 100 days.
They have good fashion to cover the fact that they are completely ugly.

Dude fillipino jovens are weird people no cap

Fillipino Jovens by Whosmax October 23, 2019

filipino 

1) Generally pretty cool people
2) Have been called "Asian" or "Pacific Islander"
2) Unfortunately, some are racists, and think every brown person is a filipino...some tend to hate you just because you aren't one of them
3) Tend to be very smart
4) Want to have light skin, and even have skin whitening soaps
5) Many invaded Guam and completely disrespect the culture

"What? You're filipino and you don't even speak the language?"
"Um...I'm from somewhere else..."

filipino by Loves other cultures, but hates prejudice March 16, 2008

Filipino 

Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.

I'm Filipino.

Filipino by bboybullet October 19, 2010

Filipino 

Contrary to American belief, Filipino people are actually very much like the other SE Asian countries. They have strong family values and suffer from political corruption and Muslims. However, Filipinos on UrbanDictionary are clearly susceptible to raging for some reason. Anyway, here are some reasons other countries have us figured wrong:

*When, persay, a Filipino student arrives in the U.S, he/she is immediately under the pressure of American society at school to be what they keep saying. Some Filipinos will go along with it and become "ghetto Asians." Others will fight it. Still, others may try to stay under the radar so they don't need to hear any more ignorance.

*They believe that just because we were an export colony of Spain, that were all a bunch of Mexicans. While it is true that about 2% are part Spanish, that leaves the rest to be Pacific Islander and Asian. Even so, it's not your race that determines your personality.

*Since America is the dominant power, what rumors flow out of there are considered superior (to a diminishing extent, however).

*In other Asian countries, they are similarly racist towards Filipinos and face discrimination, thus, get worse jobs than if they were of different descent.

If you wanted a real definition of Filipino, you should gone on Regular Dictionary.com

Filipino by NotMe11443611242639 February 3, 2013