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Penny File

An adult, who is sexually attracted to children.

Penny Files usually recognize that their desires are not morally acceptable (outside of Australian Journalism community). These socially deviant perverts often engage a campaign of misdirection, to hide their twisted desires from even their closest friends. Penny Files will even go so far as to show attempts at adult heterosexual relations, however these typically end awkwardly. Occasionally with the women accusing the Penny File of rape...
Person 1: Julian never visits since he adopted that disabled Guatemalan boy.
Person 2: Yeah. Such a Penny File.
by b0ob October 29, 2011
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finger file

noun. 1. a lasting collection of mental images that females purposely retain for future masturbatory purposes. 2. female version of a "spank bank."

verb. placing a titillating image inside a mental folder for masturbation purposes
After viewing a teen vampire movie, Anna added the hunky lead actor to her finger files. She finger filed the beautiful actress for later as well.
by verbal intercourse February 4, 2012
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PEDO-FILE

spanglish- a combination of the spanish word "pedo" meaning "fart" and the english word "file". A compendium in which masterfully crafted flatulence is chronicled either by its creator or a witness to said excellence. Usually specimens are categorized by Volume (loudness), length (usually approximations),humidity levels and ofcourse odor.
Yesterday, on my way out of the office, i silently inscensed a trail of putridity for my fellow staff to relish in, without a sign of guilt on my face i thought to myself "now theres one for the pedo-file"
by the goat lives February 24, 2009
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fecal file

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.
Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--
by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004
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X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.
Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.
by X3LA September 26, 2008
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X-File

1. A term used to describe a convicted child molester that has been released from prison.

2. A popular television show in the 90's about 2 FBI agents investigating the paranormal.
That X-File is just going to molest more kids, he should have been killed in prison.
by fatso December 10, 2004
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Rockford File

When a man who is having sex with a woman doggy style proceeds to push his thumb into her asshole, then removes it, and smears the feces from his thumb along the wall that is directly in front of him.
"Haha! Check out that Rockford File Joey left in Joanna's bedroom!"
by Johnny Dangerous September 20, 2003
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