Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.

I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.

by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011

second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

fiddle fuck

procrastinating, wasting time, or not staying on task.

Hey Rinaldo, stop fiddle fucking around and get over here. I need your help.

by electric32 December 22, 2007

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004

bona fide

1. adj. genuine.

2. adj. (slang) complete.

1. He's a bona fide French chef.

2. You're a bona fide idiot.

by kadatz May 19, 2010

fideckum

A term of endearment, can also be used at the end of a statement as confirmation. A london term generally.

whats up bruvs... Fideckum; bruv your trim is looking tight Fideckum duku sick dirty

by 24kay May 8, 2011

fiddled

A word similar triggered. Used to express outrage and anger.

Venom Snake: Kaz got so fiddled after Mother Base blew up.
Huey: Yeah that was pretty funny lol.

by McDonell Benedict Miller April 22, 2017