Crotch Ferret

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009

Sex Ferret

A woman, or twink, who is like a sexualized ferret. Small, acrobatic and playful. This is the sort of person who grabs you underneath a table and steals your undershorts in the morning.

Guy: Hey, that girl Jeannie is a real sex ferret. It was unbelievable.

Friend: I live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.

by VCU Student At Large January 9, 2011

Ferret weasel

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.

That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.

by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006

Colin Farrell

Possibly the best looking actor ever!

Hey Colin Farrell was lookin pretty good in Phone Booth

by K Dub April 10, 2005

bum ferret

A male who seeks to place his tool in another mans anus. Can be used synonomously with faggot. Basically a gay man.

My boss is quite the bum ferret

by Aleem August 8, 2007

Ferret

1. synonym for thot

2. a girl who's thick af

3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique

Did you see that girl? Her ass was huge, definitely a ferret

by sexxgawd December 4, 2016

farrel

A person who does unmanly things to impress girls even though he has no chance of getting with them.

Evan is such a farrel, he spent all last Saturday going to all the Urban Outfiters in New York City with a dozen of girls out of his league and held all their bags.

by nockabubble October 18, 2008