Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.
Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!
by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020

Fucking an individual purely based on one feature alone. Typically a large penis, round ass, big breasts or nice looking pussy but can manifest in other less common forms such as small hands, uncommon height, blowjob lips etc.
by blilliam bleed October 27, 2020

by ISipCum May 3, 2021

By retaining the same look and recycling design, we're introducing new anti-features, by reducing even more features than last year, and introducing even more premium pricing, we are bringing the latest innovation to the masses.
-Tim Apple
-Tim Apple
by Lewd1 July 20, 2019

by Icespicefan2727 November 29, 2023

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.
This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.
This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.
by 0b01000010 November 3, 2023

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.
They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
