false

whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

Q: who is the president of the united states?

A: false

by fuck you foo January 5, 2008

false boner

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

by David Munafo January 30, 2009

False ban

When player is banned without or with incorrect/inaccurate evidence in a game.

John got false banned in a "game".
He appealed and got pardoned.

by Xucau July 8, 2020

false prophet

An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.

False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!

Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*

False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."

Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"

False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"

Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*

*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*

False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*

by white whale August 9, 2013

false smile

(n.) It's the smile that's forced for the sake of appearing happy. It looks innocent but is not a genuine grin.

She hated the gift that her friend gave her, but she put on a false smile.

by student808 November 20, 2009

False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010

Falsecarriage

When a woman has a false miscarriage to rectify a false pregnancy in order to keep their husband or boyfriend to stay with them.

Ben's girlfriend had a falsecarriage when she realized he wasn't going to stay with her.

by Stieggy July 13, 2010