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False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.
Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands
by East Timor April 23, 2017
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false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.
Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!
by Sean Webber January 1, 2017
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false idol

Something that keeps the masses busy.
The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
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False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis
Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
by Roli720 November 7, 2013
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False UTTP

Cold Blooded And Disgraceful People On The Internet Who Act Like Trolls When They Actually Aren’t.
The False UTTP Are Immature Brats On YT Who Are Cold Blooded, Heartless, Disgraceful.
by anonymous November 11, 2022
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False Advertising

1.) To advertise a game/app/product that isn't the one advertised when you download / buy it
2.) Usually clickbait, but some (most) people use it for money (e.g: businesses, huge international brands / companies, etc.)
1.) Install GardenScapes, where you think it is a thinking game, but its actually a puzzle game!

2.) Haha false advertising go brrr
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false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real
How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?
by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017
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