false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012
Get the false directionsmug. The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
Get the false idolmug. The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.
by Sean Webber January 1, 2017
Get the false neckmug. When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis
Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
by Roli720 November 7, 2013
Get the False Pissmug. A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.
Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB
2 WEEKS LATER:
Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB
2 WEEKS LATER:
Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands
by East Timor April 23, 2017
Get the False homomug. 1.) To advertise a game/app/product that isn't the one advertised when you download / buy it
2.) Usually clickbait, but some (most) people use it for money (e.g: businesses, huge international brands / companies, etc.)
2.) Usually clickbait, but some (most) people use it for money (e.g: businesses, huge international brands / companies, etc.)
1.) Install GardenScapes, where you think it is a thinking game, but its actually a puzzle game!
2.) Haha false advertising go brrr
2.) Haha false advertising go brrr
by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 9, 2021
Get the False Advertisingmug. by anonymous November 11, 2022
Get the False UTTPmug.