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Fortnite 

Player 1- you with your girlfriend tonight?
Player2- nah I’m playing fortnite... who needs a girlfriend
Fortnite by Ñor March 1, 2018

Fortnite 

An obsessive game played by little immuture kids

Fortnite 

A game that makes the user a virgin for life
Hey Alberto plays Fortnite! He must be a virgin

Fortnite 

Woman1: I'm horny
Man1: idfc, fortnite is better
Fortnite by xdkiller123 July 5, 2018

Fortnite 

A shitty game which ripped off PUBG and is getting money off of it. Fortnite is a plague that is going to create another video game crash and is causing a lot of people to be virgins. Annoying 10 year olds play it. Now even fucking footballers post their victories on Instagram. Our next generation is hopeless unless Fortnite dies out. I swear if my son plays Fortnite I'm going to abandon him.
Fuck Fortnite, you have to play real games.
Fortnite by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018