2020 AP Exams

A 45-minute online DBQ/FRQ determining if you are getting college credit for the class you took all year. One of the most stressful times in a student's life and even if you do finish it on time, your answers won't submit so all that work was for nothing and you are going to get a 0.

"Hey, Caitlyn, did your exam submit?"
"No, did your's?"
"Nope, these 2020 AP Exams are really kicking our asses"

by Let me sleep May 26, 2020

Examsterbate

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

by Quick-T May 31, 2011

exactly

a word as if to prove a point, though no point has actually been proven. this usually ends an argument as the other person would much like to avoid any further nonsense which could lead to their own confusion (which is what the first person intended).

"myspace is being BORING!! why?"
--"because i'm the coolest thing ever."
"wait.. so.. myspace is boring because you're the coolest thing ever?"
--"exactly."
"but that makes no sense."
--"exactly."

by Freddy said so. October 3, 2006

prostate exam

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.

Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?

by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate

Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.

by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exams

Dumb stupid pieces of paper that people (AKA teachers) who think that they're better than you, enjoy tourchering your brain to learn stuff your never going to use in life for, preparing you for this stupid piece of paper.

"I have to study parabola's for my exams"
"Who's going to ever use parabola's anyway?!"

by SliceOfVanilla November 13, 2009

exac

Used as a more efficient way to agree with someone or to emphasize one's correctness. Short for exactly.

Part of the language 'lang'.

Duke: What am I thinking right now?
Joe: We should go buy some beer.
Duke: exac.
Joe: Nuth is stopping us.

by Joseph Kubiak July 25, 2007