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The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.
"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."
by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023
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Iceland Volcanic Eruption

The Iceland Volcanic Eruption is when someone is eating a bitches ass and they feel the need to vomit, take a used toilet paper roll, stick it in her ass and proceed to vomit in the tube. After the orgasm of her dreams, let her shit it all out
Ate that bitches ass, have her that Iceland volcanic eruption.
by wackywaterfella December 19, 2023
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Sigma BLANKING ERUPTION

When your edging session fails and you accidentally finish and scream "THIS IS FOR CHIEF LEPOHOMA." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ALL OVER THE WALLS
Oh no I just had a Sigma Blanking Eruption and it's all over my cat, MOM HELP!!!
by CHEELEPEDGE23 March 13, 2024
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The Krakatoa Eruption

Performed during intense doggy-style action, right as you're about to cum, you shove your thumb in your partner's asshole, yell "IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW!" like you're warning a Pacific island village, and immediately spray them with a sudden eruption of chocolate syrup (or any other sticky substance you've cleverly hidden nearby). Bonus points if you throw flour afterward to simulate volcanic ash.
"Bro, she dumped me after I pulled The Krakatoa Eruption, but it was worth it. Her cat is still licking up the chocolate."
by Guru Nator December 1, 2024
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Mt St Rectum Eruption

A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.
After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
by Headshok1962 July 3, 2025
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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