White-Envy 

When white-loving black people, who would rather be white, realize they will never be white, turn instead to hatred toward white people.

Those black folks sure do have a lot of white-envy.

White-Envy by JimmyCity February 15, 2018

food envy

When you go out for a meal and your friend/lover/family's food looks SO AWESOME you get incredibly jealous and stare at it all night/start stealing some it. Esp. if you can't decide what you want to eat or are on a diet.

You: Oh man that looks like an awesome steak!
Friend: Well you shouldn't have ordered salad then...
You: Damn food envy.

food envy by poet-rhi May 11, 2008

wenis envy 

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.

I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.

wenis envy by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014

Disability Envy 

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.

Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.

Disability Envy by Sky24601 June 28, 2010

Lens Envy

When you have a big SLR camera and you walk past someone with the same camera but a bigger lens.
And you both silently acknowledge that their lens is better, and you see them get a smug smile.

Dude, that chick has the same camera as me with a bigger lens, and I can see her feeling smug about it. I think I've got lens envy!

Lens Envy by Trollolololool July 27, 2011

Facebook Envy 

The feeling you get when you come across an old friend on Facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.

Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"

Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."

Joe: "Fucker"

Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"

Facebook Envy by brawler_mtl September 7, 2007

Entree Envy 

When youre jealous of the food the person you're dining with orders, and you wish you'd ordered it instead what you actually got.

"That burger looks amazing, I'm having serious entree envy"

Entree Envy by Jaclyn W October 16, 2008