by Ilfigure March 31, 2023

A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.
Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
by Ringo16 July 15, 2016

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes
Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
by TheKingEli July 9, 2018

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.
Seen as the opposite to Bush Push
Seen as the opposite to Bush Push
by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.
Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.
by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

Steve: How'd the interview go?
Todd; Not well...
Steve: Why?
Todd: They asked me what qualities I could bring to the job and I had a word emergency.
Steve: Tough Beens
Todd; Not well...
Steve: Why?
Todd: They asked me what qualities I could bring to the job and I had a word emergency.
Steve: Tough Beens
by WhoriskeyBob October 15, 2009
