Emergency Brake

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.

"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!

by Denver Martini October 5, 2020

emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018

Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 5, 2009

Emergency Cuddle

A cuddle given in a short amount of time, usually in times of panic and distress

My boyfriend was so scared of the clowns, I had to give him an emergency cuddle.

by Jaan Jaan August 5, 2017

Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push

Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.

by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

Sardine Emergency

Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.

Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency

by Littletwerp May 3, 2008