Family Emergency

In the occasion or anything that is better than work or something that you already had planned, and now you find yourself in the position of not wanting to go anymore because you have way better plans and better things to do, and you dont want to seem like a flake! You go ahead and use i had a FAMILY EMERGENCY.

Employee " I have a family emergency that i need to attend to in Arizona, my neice got locked up and she has now one to bail her out on friday so i need to go pick her up"

Manager " Thats fine you can go ahead and take the day off"

Employe (thinks to himself) im gonna see so many titts in havasu this spring break!

by Bobb1hill April 16, 2011

emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006

emergency memegender

When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.

When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.

by rusty the shackleford August 7, 2017

Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 November 8, 2008

Emergency Hug

term uttered by RTE broadcaster Ryan Tubridy whilst presenting his first ever Late Late Toy Show on November 28th 2009.

I need an emergency hug

by Fifitrixiebelle November 28, 2009

Emergency Blanket

A pre-positioned blanket used to cover your feet when all other blankets fail to cover that area, usually due to tossing and turning.

Chaz: Dude, my feet were freezing in the middle of the night, last night!

Chester: Dude, that blows, luckily I had my Emergency Blanket!

by Chaz Finster July 24, 2011

Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012