Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.

My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch

by Ilfigure March 31, 2023

Emergency cock

Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.

I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.

by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022

emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push

Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.

by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011

Word Emergency

When you can't remember or find the word/name you want to say and begin to panic.

Steve: How'd the interview go?
Todd; Not well...
Steve: Why?
Todd: They asked me what qualities I could bring to the job and I had a word emergency.
Steve: Tough Beens

by WhoriskeyBob October 15, 2009