Big Purple Eggplant

Big Purple Eggplant
Big Pur-ple Egg-plant
1. UK: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plɑ nt/
2. US: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plænt/

Noun:
1. An emoji that references that one male appendage that resembled Dr. Evil's rocket in Austin Powers.

Synonyms include but are not limited to: dick, pecker, privates, wang, willy (not Willy Nelson) johnson, penis, tallwacker, shlong, weiner, one-eyed monster, woody, prick, mini-me.

Your wife certain likes Big Purple Eggplants (aka BPEs)...

by Glossopharyngeal Zola August 20, 2024

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squishy eggplant

When a guys cock is huge erect and teeny tiny flaccid

I don't want to show girls my cock unless I'm erect because I have a squishy eggplant

by Tig ol bitty-1 May 15, 2016

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Blue eggplant

Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue

When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor

by Hsvdjajdbeyaiabru February 12, 2022

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Eggplant

tf y'all talkin about, eggplant is a long purple vegetable. a fucking vegetable. 🍆🍆🍆

How do you chop an eggplant?

by ThatOneGUYinschool December 28, 2019

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Eggplant

A purple oblong fruit.

I'm enjoying a delicious eggplant!

by subscribe to me on youtube pls October 11, 2018

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Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.

I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.

by Apple Clis January 31, 2024

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