Ring Factory Elementary

The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen

*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY

THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND

Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house

Man: Shit

by Duck= Cheeseburger December 29, 2023

Elementary School

Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's about to enter Elementary School.
Parent's friends: He's growing up so fast.

by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

prussing elementary

Shitty ass elementary where they try to act all elitist, but the school is filled with reatrded kids and wannabe gangsters. One time a math teacher fell of a chair and that shit was funny asf tho.

Person 1: yo what school you go to
Person 2: prussing elementary

Person 1:aw hell naw *blocks*

by Big shlong weirder 445 December 1, 2021

Northridge Elementary school

Amazing school, even better teachers (looking at you Mrs. Brothers)

Cool Gym

Fun “Super Kids Day”

The Northridge Elementary School is fun!

by Diplexify November 28, 2023

Devon Elementary School

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.

Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do

by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019

Stephens Elementary School

(if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh

Stephens Elementary Schools stinks

by DAT 2 PERSONAL BOI September 4, 2019

Kolmar elementary school

A school where all the flat bitches say they're thick, where all the snakes are, where all the teachers are racist, and where your judged for being late

Yoo those girls have to go to kolmar elementary school

by Tea_sis October 16, 2019