s p e e d w e e d

its ya boi

"its ya boi s p e e d w e e d."

by the peepee poopoo man December 4, 2018

W.I.R.E.D

when you’re tired, but you’re woke

W.I.R.E.D-

when you’re tired, but you’re woke.

by alainaisperfect986 January 13, 2019

B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex

"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"

by Guimple October 8, 2021

C.R.O.W.N.E.D

The Final Boss Theme From Kirbys Return To Dreamland

C.R.O.W.N.E.D Is A Bop.

by Mixels May 15, 2022

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”

Cryptic Social Media Post:

“I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”

by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025