drowning your dolphin

While taking a nice warm bath, you decide to stroke your man sausage quietly under the water's surface.

Guy 1: Dude how long we're you in there?! Are you Drowning Your Dolphin again?...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I couldn't help it after seeing that hot cover of Ben Affleck in People Magazine.
Guy 1: Dude you jerk off to Ben Affleck? That's pretty gay man.
Guy 2: What?! Uh.... no man I was just fooling around, I was thinking about girls and stuff..
Guy1: I think we should get new roommates.

by GiantWaffleCone June 08, 2016

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

Drowning The Old Hag

Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.

"NEVER play Drowning The Old Hag, Satan is the DM."

by Getsuyobi March 01, 2008

drown the chocolate snake

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.

Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.

by dinobuddy December 22, 2006

drown some brown

Take a crap.

I'll be right back I am going to drown some brown.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues November 30, 2010

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017