Angry Japanese Dragon

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.

I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand

by Rooster, St. Marys PA September 8, 2012

grabbing the dragon

when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie

"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"

by dundiewinner January 15, 2017

Catch the dragon

When your high is so intense you finally catch the magical dragon you've been chasing. Upon catching this mystical beast, many are not able to come back to the physical world and die.

"Johnnys off trying to catch the dragon"

by Stormer420 June 11, 2017

Dragon Energy

In April 2018, the rapper Kanye West gave definition to a part of life that has eluded philosophers for years. Dragon energy is a combination of confidence, charisma, and leadership that only few people in a generation possess. Dragon energy gives the possessor the ability to dominate in any field of their choosing, from art to politics to technology to war. It is generally agreed that Henry Ford, Steve Jobs, Walt Disney, and Ghengis Kahn were gifted with Dragon Energy. Many agree that the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump and Kanye Omari West also possess dragon energy- however only time can fully reveal the true possessors of dragon energy. Most modern philosophers agreee that the consumption of soy forever destroys any particle of dragon energy in tbe spirit.

“Honey, we’re having a boy!”
“Lord, bless my son with Dragon Energy. Give him the strength to transcend death and storm across the pages of history.”

by king james May 30, 2018

Ivan Drago

An alcoholic beverage. Similar in every way to a White Russian except for size. An Ivan Drago is an ex-large White Russian (ala Rocky IV), especially good for breakfast after a hard night of drinking.

Kortnie: Gavin, you look like hell this morning. Do you want a bloody mary?

Gavin: Hells no, Bitch! Bring me an Ivan Drago!

by Twaddle April 19, 2009

Dragon with a Briefcase

When an older innocent looking lady is the head of a corporation. Although she appears innocent she is really cold blooded and breathes fire.

Adam: "I love the owner of that company, she is so nice."
Clint: "No man...thats a Dragon with a Briefcase!!'

by KodiakDragon May 22, 2011

dracotok

It's a part of tiktok that is just draco malfoy tiktoks, harry potter tiktoks, stories about harry potter, and tips on reality shifting into Hogwarts (until we discover where it is)

I'm stuck on dracotok and I don't want to leave.

by ghdonswigb320494 September 22, 2020