doughnut bumper

a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie.
That chic's a doughnut bumper!
by eliz21 November 08, 2006
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powdered doughnut

the act of snorting cocaine (or any other powdered drug) off of someone else's butthole.
I got a powdered doughnut from that guy the other night.
by Robby Dyer November 12, 2007
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glazed doughnut

When having anal sex and you pull out of the anal cavity and ejaculates on the anus and it gets crusty without telling your sexual partner
I secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night
by glaizer January 21, 2015
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doughnut puncher

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.
Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.
by bLiTcH December 13, 2007
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doughnut kid

a person between the ages of 14 to 24 who is a suburban runaway from a rich home. dresses like an emo. raver. scenester. usually hangs out in the parking lots of dunkin doughnuts in chicago(belmount street exit off the red line)

dyed hair
ragstock clothing
goddamn that doughnut kid is so hot!!
by johnny125 May 24, 2007
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Frosted Doughnut

when fucking a girl in the ass and you cum in it and when your done she farts the cum in your face
Jamie: Omg man i cant believe u let that girl give you a frosted doughnut
Dan: Dude, dont knock it untill you try it!
by Chuck Norris Kick In The Face October 28, 2006
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jam doughnut

1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.

2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.

The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."

2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
by Blenks May 24, 2006
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