douche bag

All the guys from Jersey Shore.

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??

by inelevater October 15, 2010

douche bag

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.

he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.

by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010

douche bag

someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.

Brian David Simoneaux Jr.

by S-Dub April 15, 2005

douche bag

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily

oh god my vagina is leaking again

by LoL October 25, 2003

douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

by golf-freak93 January 18, 2008

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 09, 2005

douche bag

A divise too make fun of somebody.

Dude Devon, Your a douche bag

by your name here April 23, 2003