Doo doo mustard

Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss

I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard

by Jay-Ski July 29, 2020

doo doo buns

Used to describe something that you don't like or something that you think is bad.

One Piece is doo doo buns.

You smell like doo doo buns.

by frowdy6 June 10, 2021

Doo Doo Milkshake

What happens when you kick over a porta-potty

(Someone kicks over a porta-potty with someone in it**) “now that one hell of a doo doo milkshake

by Morgylily January 03, 2021

doo doo pain

When you're on your period, you have cramps, and you feel like you have too shit every 5 minutes. And then you do!

*Mariah's in the bathroom*
"Mariah are you okay?"
"Yeah Mom. Im just having doo doo pains"

by Jane Blaire November 17, 2013

doo doo kisses

When you got chocolate all in yo mouth and then proceed to try to kiss someone with tongue.

Stop trying to give me those doo doo kisses. You're freakin gross, Katherine!

by KateDicksburg January 29, 2016

doo-doo waters

A very immature term for anything of unmistakably low quality or desireability. Sometimes phrased as "DDW." The exact etymology is unknown to the author.

Daaaaaaamn the food at the cafeteria today was doo-doo waters

by KPW December 28, 2007

doo doo bucket

a person who is full of shit; someone who lies constantly; or someone who is just generally a piece of shit and you don't like them.

Your'e a doo doo bucket.

by mpe~aka~Easy June 03, 2009