false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012
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Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."
Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."
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Made up of five british teenage guys; Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Some say it's not possible to find a group of friends that are all so hot, but hey look at them.
Person 1: Have you heard one direction's new song?!
Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!
Person 1: Not possible. ;)
Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!
Person 1: Not possible. ;)
by Chloeee93100 August 25, 2011
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2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.
3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.
4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.
3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.
4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010
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