Dink

(Short for Dinkleberg)

Someone who is perfect; An all around great person who has everything and that everyone is envious of; An arch-nemesis.

Hey man, did you hear how your neighbor won the "Best Neighbor Award"? He's a straight up Dink.

by Wesnirgen November 27, 2017

dinked

To be stupid, nuts, crazy, dumb, weird.

You've gone dinked.

by robanator June 18, 2014

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005

Dinked

Dink was the midget wrestling partner of doink the clown from wwf who was infamous for poking wrestler in the butt hole

friend bend over and you poke him in the butthole.. dude you totally just dinked me...

by Abusiveimp October 26, 2011

Dink

A word describing the amount of skill a person has at the game of shuffleboard

This guys got Dink. (after he makes a shot)

by gorby May 13, 2005

dinked

To be stupid, nuts, crazy, dumb, weird.

You've gone dinked.

by robanator June 18, 2014

Dinks

Shit, Crap, Doodie, or any other kind of excrement.

Male Genitalia

Ughhhh, it smells like total dinks in here.

Hey maybe ill eat that dog dinks over there.

That hoe is a slut, she be suckin mad dinks.

by phil banks March 9, 2008