Disconbobulated

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

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disconnect

When a man's penis is ill-fitted to a girl's vagina

We tried to have sex last night, but there was a disconnect :(

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 3, 2013

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iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.

Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.

by cell phones suck April 3, 2009

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disconnoberated

That not-quite-with-it, not-quite-keeping-up, not-quite-actually-in-control feeling. The not-enough-sleep, a-bit-hungover, just-been-Tango'd feeling, like you want to shake the muzziness out of your head. And your life. When you stop in the middle of a sentence, staring at the inside of your forehead with your mind's eye, lost in a trance, and someone interrupts you and you say "Wha...? Umm..." That feeling.

I'm really disconnoberated today

by Lokidtc August 19, 2008

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