texas oil driller

when you stick your dick down the vagina and pull it in and out while spinning around in circles until moldy black liquid spills out

Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?

Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.

by WARLOCK971 February 20, 2011

Missouri Oil Driller

Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.

Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.

Ramon: That will happen.

by Hyman Rothstein May 29, 2011

Didler

The pope

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

dilberry

excrement clinging to the hairs around the anus

I had to use a wet flannel to get rid of that damn dilberry.

by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003

Dellertrosexual

(n): An individual who is a self proclaimed metrosexual but in reality is just barely shy of qualifying as a full on out of the closet homosexual. A Dellertrosexual will use the term metrosexual as a means of hiding his true nature. In most cases the Dellertrosexual eventually does come out of the closet later in life. Dellertrosexuals are often caught wearing a bit of makeup, such as eyeliner and mascara, prompting the question amongst his peers: "maybe he was born with it...but maybe its Maybelline".

While a metrosexual may shave his chest., a Dellertrosexual will proudly admit to shaving his arms as well.

A metrosexual is generally well dressed, while a Dellertrosexual will change his shirt often more than three times before leaving the house, just for a night out with the guys.

Example:

A: "Is your friend Eric gay?"
B: "We aren't sure...we have never caught him in the act. He claims to be a metrosexual"
A: "More like a Dellertrosexual..."

A: "Ricky Martin finally came out of the closet"
B: "About time he stopped being a Dellertrosexual"

by Beavis2011 February 22, 2011

dillcrack

A dillhole. a fool. One who has a low level of intelligence but still feels the need to belittle others.

I hate that stuart guy, he's a dillcrack

by Foyf January 21, 2003

dillard

the act of being gay, or retarded

yo why did you just say that, ur mad dillard!

Tyrome-YO CALVIN,lets cut class n play some handball!
Calvin- Na man i have to go to class and get an education, and have a great future.
Tyrome- wow calvin, ur a fuckin dillard

by Dillard Johnson the Third May 9, 2007