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By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.
"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."
by ThDnMv June 14, 2023
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The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004
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tippin' on my dick

the way in which a girl is overly agressive in her flirtatious ambitions of a highly attractive boy.
"Goddamn, that old waitress was totally tippin' on my dick, offering me refills left and right. You should have seen my girlfriend's face."
by indierokker January 1, 2010
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On this dick

1. being on someone's nuts

2. A ass kisser

3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused
I was out with my boys, and i saw a skank i knew from back in the day and i told her to get on this dick!
by SuperManChiTown June 2, 2009
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Tripping on his dick

Thinking with you dick, making a life changing mistake
Senator John Edwards was tripping on his dick when he had an affair and knocks up Rielle Hunter.
by Summerlandsouth November 6, 2011
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Stepping on your dick

Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.
"Stepping on your dick"

Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.

Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.
by Jaxs-ATX March 12, 2014
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choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.
damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!
by Emily July 27, 2004
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