Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.

Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!

by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.

Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.

by thebusiness April 16, 2014

Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021