Dirty Dew

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.

I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch

by Ramsey4132 February 12, 2022

bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.

by Crumment September 7, 2003

Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.

Dude, she had serious morning dew.

by jsabo November 22, 2009

Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.

"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.

by Mikey_T May 3, 2011

Mtn Dew

Dyed Sugar Water

Why do you drink Mtn Dew?

by EFJ November 5, 2020

Jew Dew

Jew = Jewish
Dew = Hairdoo

Commonly referred to as a Jew fro or Jew Mop Because of the way most are able Jews grow massive amounts of Curly, Disgusting, body, facial and scalp hair. Both male and female are affected.

"Yo, dig that crazzy Jew Dew over deh!"

"Yea Yea, That mo fo looks like Bob Dylan!"

by Jack N. Mikoph May 1, 2008

martin dew

A mixture of Vodka and Mountian dew. It only becomes "martin dew" when you are too drunk to pronounce "mountain"

"thsi marsrtin dewewee tastsdees aweseeomme"

by bob the gob August 18, 2005