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[Cooter dew]

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?
by Kthenewway May 18, 2016
mugGet the [Cooter dew]mug.

Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.
Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.
by FOMS October 9, 2020
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Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.
Dude, she had serious morning dew.
by jsabo November 22, 2009
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Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.
"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.
by Mikey_T May 3, 2011
mugGet the Poon Dewmug.

Mtn Dew

Why do you drink Mtn Dew?
by EFJ November 5, 2020
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Jew Dew

Jew = Jewish
Dew = Hairdoo

Commonly referred to as a Jew fro or Jew Mop Because of the way most are able Jews grow massive amounts of Curly, Disgusting, body, facial and scalp hair. Both male and female are affected.
"Yo, dig that crazzy Jew Dew over deh!"

"Yea Yea, That mo fo looks like Bob Dylan!"
by Jack N. Mikoph May 1, 2008
mugGet the Jew Dewmug.

Dew Sluts

Trick-ass bitches that be bumming dew off a nigga
I brought a whole flat of Dew, nigga, and you tricks stole all of it. Fuckin' Dew Sluts.
by Mountain Dew Provida February 21, 2009
mugGet the Dew Slutsmug.

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