Jim Developer

A developer who is 50 years or older, and is still developing that does not work

Man, when I am his age, i do not want to be a Jim Developer in any company

by Sarahchristine September 17, 2019

Absolute Development

A awesome non-profit discord bot making organization.
discord

I love Absolute Development

by Absolute-dd September 28, 2019

developer minecraft

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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Ikke navngi vennene dine. Vi aviser inside jokes og definisjoner som omhandler ikke kjente mennesker.

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!

by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017

life developer

Human being performing the art of living and creating life experiences.

It is what it is, I am a life developer, I create my own circumstances.

by Mrs. Reef June 6, 2017

development by secrecy

The act or practice of fixing existing problems in an application without
ever notifying users/testers that they were there.

Junior dev: "I just found a JavaScript error in my application, and managed to fix it before the QA testers found it!"
Senior dev: "Man, that's a bad idea. Development by Secrecy will bite you in the butt eventually."

by Astrapto May 26, 2016

Develope

The archaic spelling of the word, develop. Though spelling it in this manner has fallen out of use, it technically is not incorrectly spelled. However, you are still wrong if you use it instead of the more modern spelling.

Boss's Email: Joe, did you develope those pictures I sent you?
Joe: Hey Bob, what the heck is develope?
Bob: That's the archaic spelling of develop.
Joe: Did the boss mean develop?
Bob: I'm sure he did, best get on it.

by thl_sarcasm March 23, 2020

citizen developer

A non-profesional developer who can use stack overflow and tutorials to make awesome technology using lots of time and effort.

The citizen developer can deploy their resources to help scientists develop new therapeutics to a variety of diseases by the means of simulating protein dynamics

by bitterdev May 19, 2020