Derf Smash

When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.

Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.

by Steve_42 January 22, 2009

derf

Synonym for taint. The space between the balls and the asshole

"She licked my derf"

by Greg T January 29, 2005

Derpface

When a persons expression of his/her face or reaction is considered derping, hence the word "derpface"

Jan: Guess who just got laid?!?
Joe:*makes a derpface, i dont know, you?
Jan: knock off the derpface! your creeping me out!

by B.H from SPHS October 16, 2011

Dirff

To steal, to take something that is no yours

Dude, I was down at Creek and some kook dirffed my wetter

by Carben7 May 20, 2017

deff out

A state of paranoia brought on by excessive alcohol or substances use.

That last pint made him totally 'deff out'.

by Grizlord October 3, 2006

derf

a # between 5 & 6 sometimes used as something you say when you are mad

oh derf! or one,two,three,four,derf,five

by mabgywugewinuygcyugbayhgrvn8sb February 9, 2010

derf nerf

a complete idiot,derf as in what a tard mumbles nerf as in their head is as soft as a nerf ball

i explained how to do it 5 times and the guy still doesnt get it what a fucking derf nerf

by tube June 11, 2006