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Dennis

A man with lipki siski during all seasons
guy 1 : im sweating man so hot
guy 2: so dennis of you, you lipki siski mother fucker
by sosal2026 August 28, 2025
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Dennis

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The act of using someone's phone number or email that you no longer have contact with (ex, former friend, dead relative) to access discounts or other perks when checking out at various retail establishments.
Liz went shopping and pulled a Dennis yesterday to use my discount.
by DarkSeid495 November 23, 2025
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Dennis Reynolds

The most narcissistic member of the gang on FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is a vain playboy that is always trying to score chicks, who he then tapes himself having sex with. He is prone to villainous breakdowns. and often refers to himself as a "Golden God" because he self-deludedly believed himself to be popular in high school.
Dennis Reynolds: I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Be gone from me, vile man, be gone from me! A starter car?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
by AliceKettle September 4, 2016
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Dennis Nedry

Overweight, scheming computer technician in Jurassic Park, killed by spitting dinosaur in an attempt to smuggle dinosaur embryos off the island.
Dennis Nedry is such a doffhead!
by 7620 May 23, 2005
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Dennis Langevin

A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.
Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.
by RyanS34 February 21, 2017
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dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
by paynbow April 25, 2006
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dennis clayton

a peice of shit niqqa that dont give a damn abt anyone but himself , & his peice of shit white magnum. he shadddy as shit. he fucked aroun and got two hoes pregnant. he a playa. that niqqa s t u p i d. but i give him props b|c he perfect @sex - only b|c he had practice on so many hoes .
i met this boy today, we got to knw each other an i took him home and that niqqa was a dennis clayton!
by strictlykbbby October 14, 2011
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