Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

day delay

Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.

Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness

Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.

Day delay is always the worst pain.

by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016

Delayed Entry Program

A male in their 30's (or older) who lives with their parents and has never lived independently. They are content with having a job that has little to no responsibility and doesn't require a background check or drug tests. They are not sure how to attract a female, save money for the future to buy or rent their own place, nor save for their retirement. Often referred to as Peter Pan Syndrome. Ambitions tend to focus on becoming a social media influencer without any plan for how to do that. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program for adults.

Ted is in his 30's, lives at home and works part-time at a local store. He is not sure how to set goals such as move out on his own or advance in his career. He has entered the delayed entry program (for adults)

by NorwoodNative January 1, 2025

resolution delay

Only being able to fulfill a New Year's resolution 4~8 months into the year

I set a goal to get fit in January, but it turned into a resolution delay when I didn't stop cursing until August.

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Delayed Tyler

Someone who rarely gets back to people on time. May show up late to events and smells like old cheese.

You gotta watch out from him; he’s a real delayed Tyler.

by Diet Soup October 9, 2019

Delayed

SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it

random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it

by Sello1 April 22, 2022

comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019