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intelligent design

An excuse creationists use to try to justify creation in the light of modern scientific discoveries. It makes as much logical sense as saying my big toe knows the meaning of life. I can't prove it because my toe can't talk but you can't disprove it for the same reason.
If God did the whole "intelligent design" thing then why are Christians so stupid.
by MTCaptain November 13, 2006
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DEINDA

Something you say right when you prank call someone " Hello is Deinda there ? " they go "Deinda who?" " YOu go dee enda of my dick "
Deinda my dick
by jewbag Jesus February 21, 2009
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verb: Give a specified name, position, or status to
adjective: Appointed to an office or position but not yet installed
verb: He was designated as prime minister
adjective: The Director designate
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Designated distraction.

Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.

( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )

Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
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Deionte

A cute, outgoing, hilarious guy. Sometimes fails to keep things organized but always get things back on track. Sometimes taken for granted. Very handsome, everyone he meets loves him.
Deionte funny as hell. I love having him around.
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Deionna

A bad ass bitch, she’s mean asf, goofy, loving and loyal, a psychopath, & harshly honest. she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone not liking her or talking about her because she be chasing a bag 24/7.
Oh, a Deionna! Yeah she’s my type of girl.
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Intelligent Design

When the world's worst scientists and academics come together, because they have given up on what they do, and try to explain our existence through the use of magic, excrement, and poorly written books. See also Creationism, Mississipi, ignorant fuck, and giving up.
Philip: The science shit is too hard, we should make it easier.
Mike: Do you believe in magic?
Philip: Sure.
Mike: Cool...that was easy...but we should call it Intelligent Design.
Philip: Let's male-space-dock.
Mike: Ok, I love your balls.
by Veritas Eruditio December 15, 2006
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