Decrepit

worn out or ruined because of age or neglect

synonyms: dilapidated, rickety, run-down, beat-up, ramshackle, derelict, ruined, in (a state of) disrepair, gone to rack and ruin; battered, decayed, crumbling,

I need more beauty sleep as I am looking & feeling very decrepit lately.

by S.I.B. January 17, 2018

Decoy

A dungeons and dragons character that surpasses the power and will of god. Only being immune to the comeback

No u

Person 1: Is that decoy?
Decoy:stares
Person 1: forgets how to exist, therefore ceases to exist

by The_god_decoy January 11, 2022

teabag decoy

A mixed martial arts submission move where one opponent sits on the face of another in order to apply an arm bar, thereby causing a tapout.

Mike gave Jeff a teabag decoy and was able to apply an armbar, causing Jeff to tapout.

by knickerbocker334 August 10, 2009

Decreptitude

Cath made it up in a childcare lesson, it means the same as decrepit, except its used by her and her alone.

the process of becoming decrepit.

"It's years of work and decreptitude..."

by Chris February 1, 2005

decoy booty

when you attempt to make an old girlfriend jealous by going out with another girl.

Mark used Erin as decoy booty to piss of his old girlfriend

by MikeJK September 5, 2007

indo tropic decay

When you die while having sex

"Did you hear about Dennis having sex with Anette,he died, but at least he enjoyed his Indo Tropic Decay" (lol)

by Sara and Anette September 9, 2005

decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

by enzo_gee August 19, 2007