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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017
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Reverse Darwinism

The process of allowing those who would have naturally selected themselves out of existence the ability to survive through intervention that runs counter to natural selection.
If not for medical professionals, those climate activists who glued their hands to the road would have won the 2023 Darwin Awards. That's reverse Darwinism at work.
by SirKingArthur July 15, 2023
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darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.
Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?
by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013
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Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.
Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.
by The big fat shark May 10, 2023
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Charles Darwin

he proved that people are assholes and are dumb and stupid idiots
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
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Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
by DearStupid September 1, 2022
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Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.
shut up, Darwin!
by 张三,李四,经武 February 11, 2025
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