danger wank

masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

danger cats

A group of bad shit crazy Canadians who fuckin hate Big Trudy and who fuck with the cats DC69

Thanks Uncle Hack. We fuck with the Danger Cats DC69 Baby

by Ayden Hartfelder DC69 December 2, 2019

hum dinger

an adjective used to describe something of large importance, significance, or shocking

that was one hum dinger of an episode of the OC!

this test is one hum dinger of a toughie!

by Colleen Yergacheffe May 6, 2006

Dinger

A Homerun

I hit 9 dingers last season

by Jaco361 April 14, 2015

Danger Week

Slightly longer than one week; it is the English half-term holidays between February 9th and February 18th. It is named 'Danger Week' as the amount of alcohol consumed and laws broken on this week is enough to kill any man.

Holy shit, we're gonna die on Danger Week! There's nothing safe about it!!

by Lager December 9, 2008

dangerous load

This is when a male has the ability to have sex with anything in the area. They will significantly drop their standards to get some sex. This is because they are carrying a dangerous sperm load that will have the man regretting his decision the next day.

Usually happens when going out at night and having a few alcoholic beverages. Can be prevented by masturbating if the feeling of a dangerous load comes across.

Guy1: I think I have a few broken ribs from riding that fat girl last night.
Guy2: Yeah, you did have a dangerous load.

Guy1: Woah, check out the hot chick that just walked in.
Guy2: Dude! Thats your sister.
Guy1: I think I might hit that tonight.
Guy2: You better go home now before you do something with that dangerous load you have.

by cunnazee December 20, 2008

Dangerous Doney

Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.

"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"

by MinaDeKiller January 3, 2009