Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

dad

a person that left to get milk.
he never came back.😭

you - where is my dad
your foster mom - he left to get milk

by DaDDy605_ July 15, 2022

Dad

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

by yourmom284 March 20, 2020

dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

by nophun0 September 1, 2021

DAD

Error code: 404

Not found
Possible causes:

•Port name: "milk" Not found yet

•You
Try: Being better

Mom: Where is dad?
Child: He went to get the milk
Mom: oh not again.
Mom: would I n

by Lemonidas May 24, 2022

Dad

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 1, 2021