Dad

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

Dad

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

by yourmom284 March 20, 2020

Dad

Who what where?

Dad is gone

by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021

Dad

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

by anonymous January 12, 2022

Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

Dad

Im not sure. I never actually found one.

Where's my Dad?

by Softboy05 October 31, 2019

DAD

the best person, who takes care of you, who loves you, who puts a roof under your head

My dad is the best

by neerajkona August 7, 2020