crying dragon

When about to unload in the back of someones girlfriends mouth, pull her hard onto your member and then reach down and pinch her nose.... This will cause your flim to search for an exit when she begins to gag... Only spot left will be her eyes.... Hence, A Crying Dragon... This is far worse than an angry dragon, but the gal will be blinded for a few moments giving you time to vacate...

Sheot, angry dragons are a dime a dozen, want to give her a special treat???? Lay a crying dragon on her...

by johny drama September 13, 2010

Far Crying

when someone is bitching or crying over something stupid and that person loves the game far cry 2

six: C'mon man! that's bullshit he's just a newb using the host shotgun

me: six stop far crying!

six: Gore im going to slapped you so hard if you keep saying that!

me: you're far crying

six:fuck off!

me:HAHAHA!

by Da Gory masta June 20, 2010

crying clown

A sexual act revealed to me by Tré Cool of Green Day. As a girl wearing heavy makeup (most importantly mascara), finishes giving you head, you blow your load in her eye and then rub it in with your dick. This causes her to cry and the effect of dripping mascara leads her to look like a Crying Clown.

Me: Remember that bitch from the golf course, Tré?
Tré: Yeah I gave that bitch the crying clown.

by Michael vdB November 3, 2007

crying blood tears

to agressively hurt or want to hurt someone physicaly and emotionaly

(blood-physical, tears-emotional)

" hey, everytime i see her i want to make her start crying blood tears for being such a bitch."

by pro-hardcore anti-emo/scene October 10, 2009

Crying Wolf

1: Some women's irritating habit of regulary shouting out: 'Wolf! Wolf!'

2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.

Man: 'Stop crying Wolf! Wolf!'

Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'

Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Hysterically crying

Crying over and over again, nonstop.

Her brother hurt her and she hysterically crying for the next three days.

by Yavster June 12, 2014

r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP

I have been assassinated r kelly crying

by lavenderrocks March 7, 2019