Crooked River Ranch 

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

Crooked River Ranch by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

crooked jerky jockey 

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

crooked jerky jockey by Chonga December 24, 2021

Crooked butthole 

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

Crooked butthole by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

crooked mudflap 

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

crooked mudflap by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

Crooked Dick 

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.

He's a crooked Dick.

Crooked Dick by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

crooked clarinet 

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

crooked clarinet by Purplenado March 7, 2023

crooked tootsie roll 

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

crooked tootsie roll by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023