criminale

the word “ criminale” was coined by Sapo. You can tell that you’re the enemy of humanity if you are a criminale like him, but at least your mum thinks you’re beautiful, even though you might be a bufalerme. She did one thing right: farti bello and that’s the most important achievement you’ll reach in your entire life.

fey: he’s a bufalo.
nihal, behind bars trying to escape: and a criminale
marnie with heart eyes: criminale ma bello

by nihal principessa June 12, 2021

criminalhaiba

Criminalhaiba- such a very special person and a tiktok user , and one of my fav haikyu criminals/mutuals. they are so lovely kind and sweet they are definitely someone to adore and love with all your heart <333 !!

they may not post a lot of content but are for sure a dearly sweet mutual i'm very proud of them !! <3333

-Luvyachiyachi <3

Person A: hey who is criminalhaiba?

Person B: how do you not know them!!, they are so sweet and lovely i'm one of their mutuals !

by Rukiiluvs September 5, 2021

criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+

Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"

by vChuy September 10, 2021

criminalkodzuken

A very wholesome person, simps for me obv and very nice

Oh! Do you know the tiktoker criminalkodzuken?
yes! I do i follow them

by preschoolteachersuga September 14, 2021

criminalshimizu

Criminalshimizu is a great tiktoker! He is fun to talk to and have the best humor. He is one of my favorite mutual and i love him /p.

Look at this video that criminalshimizu sent me LOL this is so funny 😂

by hyozariov September 23, 2021

Criminal Lawyer

A criminal Defense attorney who also happens to be a shady individual and a criminal

Bill: I heard you helped a dangerous man get back on the streets you’re a Criminal Lawyer aren’t you?
Jimmy: Wha-

by The Criminal Lawyerz May 25, 2023

criminal rizz

When someone uses risky rizz techniques typically with a heavy sexual undertone which can be seen as sexual harassment potential leaving the person in jail if not used correctly.

Dude: Hey you look like my girlfriends size
Girl: want me to try it on these panties and seem if it fits?
Dude: no i wanna see if it fits on you…

YT comment: Dude’s got criminal rizz 💀

by bigboipascal July 16, 2023