by pravda September 1, 2005
Get the serbo-croatian mug.TOP 10 REASONS Y U SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE A CROAT FROM HERZEGOVINA:
You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork
You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork
by Drazen April 25, 2004
Get the Croatian mug.1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching
by jj January 21, 2005
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Get the frenching the croaker mug.This move was named after legendary Croatian-American director, producer, model, kolo dancer, television personality, romantic movie-film clip actress. It is similar to the the definition for Croatian sex, however, in this instance, the female actually has the ablility to play the part of a contortionist, or Chinese acrobat. The female during vaginal rear entry can actually twist and contort to the point where she is able to perform various unmentioned pleasurable actions, (akcije in Croatian) on her male partners person at the same, usually involving oral stimulation. A truly remarkable feat. A sight to behold and captured on film only 3 times. A romantic dinner is usually accompanied after it's performance, usually paid for by the male.
C'mon Honey, If you go along with me and the kids to spend the holidays at Mother's, I'll give you a Croatian Brendi-Boo tonight.
by Captain Croatia February 13, 2010
Get the Croatian Brendi-Boo mug.'Croatian Webcam' is a general term used by hardcore computer gamers when his/her game starts to lag in an online match.
This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term originated from an expat croatian family who emigrated to the Southern Hemisphere. Through curiosity the parents would continuously look at Croatian Webcams showing different areas of their home Country. Supposedly this created huge lag issues with the gamer of the house, hence the term 'Croatian Webcam.'
This term is becoming more common amongst gamers these day. Lag is a serious issue for the hardcore gamer, which can make or break a game. It is very stressful when lag occurs so to make light of the situation the gamer will often announce to his/her friends that he/she has 'Croatian Webcam.'
''Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!! how the fuck am I supposed to play battlefield with Croatian Webcam.''
''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''
''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''
''ahhhhhhhh jesus christ my Mums on Croatian Webcam.....I'm getting 1800 ping.''
''Lol, look at my ping......I think I've got Croatian Webcam. What a fuck load of shit......I can't play like this''
by El SCORCHIO February 17, 2010
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