Crispwich

The utter delicacy that is a sandwich with crisps in. Can contain other fillings. Best between two slices of bread as a baguette situation could be a bit mouth scratchy. Marmite on white with salt and vinegar are particularly delicious.

Get in the kitchen and make me a crispwich.

by SniffMyBiscuit May 3, 2020

Crispy <3

Crispy <3... you would assume I wrote this because of a texture... Well, you are wrong dumbass.. This is for my one and only boyfriend yes crispy...This is for you... Let me tell you about this anyway. Crispy: The most perfect person in the damn world he probably is going to read this from my image but I love him and no one can compare to him. He will always be the first in my life and never the last. Also, this guy owns nerf guns so beware 😩!!!!!! ~The baddest bitch.

Did you see crispy today?! he looking so fine. I'm just like.. Crispy <3

by The Baddest Bitch Alive. April 30, 2021

crispy concords

When a bitch asks if you nutted in her and you respond with “bruhaps”

“Bro I got Kate with the crispy concords last night, she wasnt happy”

by 6charlienew October 1, 2021

Crispin

THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA

LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS

by ISMASHEDurMOMcrispin December 13, 2021

John Crispin Restoles

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.

Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!

by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for

Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG

by T2forever January 14, 2020

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011