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Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012
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Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.
-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021
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crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression
"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"
by dablord69 October 23, 2017
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crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
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crippled simp

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.
by Katias98 March 7, 2022
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cripple hot

1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.
When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.
by mixi September 7, 2005
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